Parexus

Give Away All Your Money Grant the dying wish of a sick slug.

Accessories for Every Occasion Obtain all of the accessories available in the game.

Sanguine Serum In Zetsubou No Shima, drink fresh Widow's Wine.

The Architect Successfully build all of the Schematics in Mayday in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

With Friends Like These... Let the princess get knocked out 100 times

Candlelighter Light 4 torches with a single red chalk

You're the Second Foe to Push Me This Far! Completed all Parallel Quests!
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Meet Frasier from Frasier Visit Cheeks and hang out until closing time.

Boosted! Hold Super Boost for 15 seconds in Protector mode

Mayday Completionist Complete all Challenges and kill the Kraken in Mayday in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Last Gasp Goal Score in the 89th minute

Spelunker Find all of the Intel in Awakening.

Fall In Love With A Parasite Find a way to make love to the Parasite Passenger.

You Really Are a Hero! Complete all Expert Missions.
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Screamer! Score from over 30 yards out in a match

The ol' switcheroo Successfully perfom a pass that switches the play from one flank to the other

TBoGT: Past the Velvet Rope Score 80% or above in all missions. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

That Stone Might Be a Decoy! Let Me Check It Complete 10 of Yamcha's training sessions.
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Inquisitive Mind Find all of the Intel in Mayday.

A Man Down Win a game when down one man

Ensign Reach round 10 in Carrier.

TBoGT: Gold Star Score 100% in all missions. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Bulging Pockets Collect 75 coins

Not Big Enough In Der Eisendrache, trap and kill a Panzersoldat using the Ragnarok DG-4.

It's Like The Santa Clause Become the Riddle Master.

Blue Chalk Master Use blue chalk successfully

Skydiver Fall from a great height

Acted Alone In Verrückt, headshot 20 zombies in the courtyard from the second floor of the Asylum.

Forget Me Now Kill Satan with ???

The Final Chapter Find all 7 story related intel files in Exodus.

Save the last humans Lifetime total of 1,000 humans saved in Survival mode

Newbie Knight Complete stages 5 to 8

Big Baller Earn 75,000 points in a single Nazi Zombies game. (Map Pack 2 only)

That's B.A.L.L., Folks Kill 100 enemies with a fully charged ball shot.
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The Bad Guys Always Wear the Coolest Clothes Collect half of all equipment.
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You Wish Hit an Ancestor with a Hypno Knife in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Twice The Fun Escape Awakening using two Relics in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Unstoppable Complete the final Ancestor with at least 1 relic in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Time to Slam In Der Eisendrache, revive two players protected by the Ragnarok DG-4.

The Grand Tour In Revelations, visit every unique location within 2 minutes.

I've Come for You! Unlocked all characters and variations!
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Giant Killer Beat a five star team with a half star team

Don't leave me! Destroy 10 consecutive Sentinels before they escape in Survival mode

Awakening Completionist Complete all Challenges and escape Awakening in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Who Keeps Dropping These? Collect 100 coins

Nemesis Completionist Complete every challenge and the final Ancestor encounter in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

50 down, I don't know how many to go Complete 50 feats

BUT YOU CAN HIDE 50 wins as a hider in Hide n Seek Mode
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Still Lurking In The Darkest Shore, find and shoot Dr. Straub.

Wield a Fist of Iron In Gorod Krovi, wield the Gauntlet of Siegfried.