Paramnesiac

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

All Aboard! Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

Mer-man Swim a total of 1 nmi.

Case Closed Complete all cases.

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

No Apologies Complete memory sequence 4.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Detective Complete 50% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call