ParalysedPigeon

Regular Customer Obtained a total of 100 aircraft, special weapons, and upgrade parts combined.

Ultrasonic Speedy Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

The Grinch Stealing Xmas - Secure all the additional loot on OVK or above.

Adept Deathslinger Achieve a merciless victory with The Deathslinger using only his 3 unique perks in a public match.

Lincoln Black Defeat "Lincoln Black" during Winterfest

I'm On A Whole New Adventure You voted for and began a voyage put forward by one of your crew.

Lousy References Find all Broken Relics

The Bigger They Are Kill 5 Heavy Gunners.

King of the Winterfest Defeat "The Beast" during Winterfest

Pilgrim Find all wayside shrines and conciliatory crosses.

I Want to Play a Game In public matches, with The Pig, put 125 Reverse Bear Traps on Survivors.
0/125

One Thousand Cuts Deal maximum Laceration on Survivors 50 times in public matches.
0/50

Adept Gabriel Escape with Gabriel Soma using only his 3 unique perks in a public match.

Henry the Bruiser You beat the best brawler around.

Virgin Stay celibate and complete the entire game as a virgin.

Adept Nemesis Achieve a merciless victory with The Nemesis using only his 3 unique perks in a public match.

Adept Oni In a public match, achieve a merciless victory with The Oni using only his 3 unique perks.

Crouching Tiger 10 times rank top 3 in Battle Royal quickplay matches.

Cleansed in Agony Ensnare 30 Survivors in Cages of Atonement with The Executioner in public matches. 
0/30

Sub Expert Beat the Submerged challenge on "I am Death Incarnate" difficulty

Thirsty For Blood Sortied 50 times in Battle Royal.

Riding Rabbit Take off and land 5 times in the same Speed Riding run (Extreme Pack DLC required)

Fleet of Foot Help other Survivors by increasing their movement speed 50 times.
2/50

Wow, Such Instincts Complete all Instincts

I am an eagle! Fly for 5 minutes with the Rocket Wingsuit (Extreme Pack DLC required)

Russian Arsenal Finish any heist using only weapons from the Gage Russian Weapon Pack on the OVK or above.

Day XV Survive day 15.

Hey Mr. DJ Nightclub - Have 12 hostages or more on the dance floor when you escape.

Scavenger Biker Heist - Find the secret item on day 1.

Look at These Pelicans Fall Scarface Mansion - Find and shoot the two pink flamingos.

Sneaky Beaky Like Finish any heist in stealth using only weapons from the Gage Russian Weapon Pack.

Smoked In public matches, down 100 Survivors while they are intoxicated by The Afterpiece Tonic.
0/100

Nimble Fingers You picked the hardest lock.

Would you look at it? Just look at it! Discover all scrying stones in 14 zones

Bless You Bless a Hex totem 20 times in public matches.
0/20

Adept Cage Escape with Nicolas Cage using only his 3 unique perks in a public match.

Dungeon Crawler In a public match, complete the generator inside the torture room in the Forgotten Ruins and escape.

Snowstorm Stealing Xmas - Finish the heist on DW or above.

Adept Blight  Achieve a merciless victory with The Blight using only his 3 unique perks in a public match. 

Merciful Don't kill anyone during main quest line (except Runt).

Big Leagues Start the Campaign.

Adept Sable Escape with Sable using only her 3 unique perks in a public match.

Keep Clear of the Windows Undercover - Finish the heist without killing any Snipers.

The Pacifist Murky Station - Finish the job without anyone in the crew killing anyone.

Spray Control Kill 32 enemies without reloading with the Tatonka Submachine Gun.

Biological Weaponry Down Contaminated Survivors with The Nemesis 65 times in public matches using Tentacle Strike.
0/65

Bam, Bam, Win! Winning 300 matches will put the word out for Matsuda Jiu-Jitsu! It'll be like, "the succesor or Matsuda Jiu-Jitsu, Laura Matsuda is right here!"

Blackout Murky Station - Finish the job on Death Wish difficulty.

Adept Artist Achieve a merciless victory with The Artist using only her 3 unique perks in a public match.

Are you ready for this? Finish the Extreme Pack Trial ROGUE 4