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Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Insomnia's Waking Nightmare Completed the Prologue.

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

I'm Batman Become the Bat

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out