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Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Masshole Kill 300 People

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

Old Guns Complete "Old Guns"

Gun-For-Hire Complete 10 Side Quests

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Hunter/Hunted Complete "Hunter/Hunted"

The Harder They Fall Kill 2 rappelling enemies in a row before they land on their feet.

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

Tradecraft Join the Railroad

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Print's Not Dead Read 20 Magazines

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Homerun! Get a Homerun

Knock-knock Kill 4 enemies with 4 shots during a slow-mo breach.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Out of the Past Survive the Eagle's medicine and bid farewell to a new friend.

The Molecular Level Complete "The Molecular Level"

Graduation Day Win every trophy

Institutionalized Complete "Institutionalized"

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

The Daughters of Lalaia Complete The Daughters of Lalaia.

Promising Start Complete a Legends Mode story.

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

Lovable Reach Maximum Relationship Level with a Companion

No Rest For the Wary Knife an enemy without him ever knowing you were there.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

The Benefit of All Beings Build your Legend on Iki Island to earn the title Legacy Redeemer.

Trigger Discipline Do not injure any civilians in 'Piccadilly'.

Treasures of the Past Complete all Mythic Tales on Iki Island.

The Image of Faith Complete The Image of Faith.

Colonel Sanderson Kill 7 chickens in under 10 seconds in 'The Hornet's Nest'.

Pest Control Destroy all monster nests in the Velen / Novigrad region, or in Skellige.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Wasteland D.I.Y. Craft 100 Items

Decimator In Campaign, kill 10 enemies in under 3 seconds.

Tea Time Complete the single player Campaign on any difficulty.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Love from Above Destroy 4 trucks with 4 drone strikes before they reach the end of their path in 'The Embassy'.

A Brother's Seduction Complete A Brother's Seduction

Desperado Kill 5 enemies in a row using 5 different weapons or attachments.