Pad-Man

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Know-It-All Complete all training missions.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Washed Ashore Complete Chapter 4.

I Got Skills Unlock all Skills.

Epic Artificer Craft an Artifact with a Might value of 75 or more

No Traitors Complete Chapter 5.

Making a Monster Built the New Car: Monster

Chaos Controlled Foil the plans of Professor Chaos

Character Sheet Elite Earn the highest rank on 5 Character Sheet Titles, or 4 while having the highest Economic Level

Put It In Your 401K Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 2.

Deep Seated Power Obtain and equip Artifacts to reach 600 Might

Airborne Paraglide for at least 10 seconds without using any geysers!

Third Time Lucky Complete 'Goodbye, Dear Friend'.

Glitch of Death Use TimeFart Glitch to cause a status-effected enemy to lose their turn and die at turn's end

An End to Racism Put a stop to racism in South Park

Master Manipulator Confuse or charm an enemy into defeating another enemy

Last Kid Standing Win while 3 Allies are downed at the end of combat

Divine Wind Successfully Fartkour to the Lofts at SoDoSoPa rooftop and back down again

Master Assassin Earn every Trophy.

Downgrade Complete any Alter Ego without leveling up once.

Invasive Tumor Removal Defeat Mutant Cousin Kyle

Redemption Complete 'Red Dead Redemption'.

Clockwerk Collector Collect over 20 treasures.

Through the Bowels of Time Survive the farts of future past

Master Classed Equip powers from 4 different classes

Friend Finder Acquire and unlock all Summons

Reign Of Terror Kill 5 enemies at the same time with a Guillotine Gun.

Cowboy Builder Complete 'A New Jerusalem'.

Wrap It Up! Customize a vehicle with a wrap

Zenny, Gil, or Just Loot Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 4.

Endless Summer Complete the Epilogue.

Check Please Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 5.

Orgy of Power Use all Allies' Ultimate powers once during the game, except the Coon

Fully Bloated Unlock all combat TimeFarts

Corporate Wolf Reach the highest economic value on your Character Sheet

PayDay Purchase every item in ThiefNet.

Hobby Horse Play all mini games.

Pick Yourself up by Your Bootstraps Collect all loot in the Homeless Camp at SoDoSoPa

At The Last Second Repair critical damage at a Gas Station at night

It was THIS Big! Catch a fish weighing at least 16 lbs (7.3 kg).

Freedom Fighter Kill 15 Raider leaders.

Breaking and Entering Recover the stash from 4 homesteads.

Consider Yourself Noticed Complete Chapter 1

Extreme Personality Reach maximum or minimum Honor level.

Piece Of Eden Complete Memory Sequence 13.

Boy Love Aficionado Find all Yaoi art pieces

Farts over Freckles Pick a fight with Morgan Freeman and defeat him

Cloud City Defeat El Jefe on each tower without losing any health.