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Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Gold Medalist Gold-medaled a challenge.

A Thirst for Knowledge Restore your first memory chip.

Saw the Elephant Completed the Main Campaign on Normal difficulty or above.

You Call This Easy? COMPLETE the game on EASY difficulty

The Final Challenger? Defeat The Destroyer

Super Spatula Seeker Get 25 Golden Spatulas.

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

An Unguarded Moment Completed Episode 20.

No Rest for the Virtuous Completed Episode 21.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Uptown and Downtown Complete Mrs Puff's Mission in Downtown Bikini Bottom.

Catcher Crusher Defeat a Catcher.

Confessional Kill 5 Heretics

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

New Acquaintances Complete Chapter 3 - New Acquaintances on any difficulty

Like Father Like Son Defeat Alighiero

We Need You Complete Episode 2: Amelie.

Hunter in the Forest Learned the Bow Ability.

Squirrel Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Sandy

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Gates of Dis Enter the lower circles of The Inferno

Give Me Strength Open 20 Health fountains

The Sights Complete Chapter 4 - The Sights on any difficulty

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Indigestion Kill 5 Gluttons

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Soul Reaper Collect 60,000 Souls

The Harrowing Escape Heresy

Sorcerer's Apprentice Open 20 Mana fountains

Open Air Parking Destroy a helicopter during the apocalypse with a vehicle

Superstition Kill 20 enemies using magic

The Guardian Faradeus The Guardian Faradeus

Brotherhood Defeat Francesco

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Underground Complete Chapter 5 - Underground on any difficulty

Wrath Machine Collect all the Wrath Powers

Oleg's Duty Oleg's Duty

Into the Wild Complete Chapter 6 - Into the Wild on any difficulty

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Digit Chase Prize Complete Digit Chase in 1 minute or under.

Taro's Fear Found Taro's Knife Relic.