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Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

Fergus saved Choose to save Fergus

Quick draw Unlock tactical perk 2

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Champion Win the Season Championship

Quick regeneration Unlock tactical perk 3

20 Kills: Desert - 5 Kill 20 Enemies with the Desert - 5

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Deliverance Release friend

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater