PICOLOUS

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John