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Beat School: Machine Language Twist synthetic singing around to make your own vocal line!

A Real Cluster…. Find 100% of all Data Clusters.

Undercover Raccoon Use a Sly disguise in Venice

Penny Pincher Collect 500 coins

Where's My Cape? Purchase all Super Power upgrades.

I Prefer Them Alive Rescue two female survivors at the cathedral.

Bentley Plumbing Destroy pumps

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Beat Down Defeat Octavio

Open Air Parking Destroy a helicopter during the apocalypse with a vehicle

The Guardian Faradeus The Guardian Faradeus

Beat School: Triumph Horns A few notes with a huge result!

Beat School: Blow Your Own Horn Learn the brass basics by constructing this simple trumpet loop.

Beat School: Battle of the Saxes Practice your sax skills by creating this cool phrase.

Beat School: Jazz Hands Swing to the beat of the cool jazzy brass riff!

Beat School: Brass Knuckles Put up yer dukes, and make a funky horn loop!

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

Late Sleeper Purchase the Alarm Clock

Wrath Machine Collect all the Wrath Powers

Dedicated student Reach level 25.

Oleg's Duty Oleg's Duty

Digit Chase Prize Complete Digit Chase in 1 minute or under.

Warbred Grues Warbred Grues

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.

Foreign nation of Mesmer Foreign nation of Mesmer

Hack & slash Kill 250 zombies using edged melee weapons.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Coin Collector Collect 1,000 coins

Unleash The Guru Meet the Guru

Oleg's Grief Oleg's Grief

Conquered Barbarians Conquered Barbarians

Hohokum Remix: Guitar Loops Sculpt these ethereal guitar and bass melodies.

Hohokum Remix: Bass Build your own bassline from this pulse.

Oleg's Adoption Oleg's Adoption

Hohokum Remix: Drum Loops Rearrange the drum loops to make something fresh!

Hohokum Remix: Drum Kit Can you use these dreamy drums to make a beat?

Hohokum Remix: Synth Loops Complete the mix with a splash of analog electronics.

Beat School: 3001 A Bass Odyssey Take this bassline for a spin around the galaxy!

Beat School: Something Smells Funky in Here! Time to do the funky laundry!

Beat School: Interstellar Funkonauts May the funk be with you.

Beat School: Mission to Planet Drums 3, 2, 1... funk off!

Beat School: Set Phasers to 'Funk' When the mothership is under attack, fight back with a funky loop.

Savior Save 5 people besieged by zombies.

Scorpion Cleaner Dump off the truckload of scorpions

Protective Father Protective Father

To put it bluntly Kill 250 zombies using blunt melee weapons.

Radical Ninja Stealth kill 15 enemies without alerting anyone.

Full Completion Find all 36 scrolls in the game

Flawless Freeflow Fighter Complete one combat challenge without taking damage