PAP69

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Moronic Drone Get a job

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills