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Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Depths Below Kill Hades

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).