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Oh no! If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Asteroid defense could use more funding It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

Spreading Fear Give your Lieutenants 10 assassination orders

She Got Game Reach Progression tier 10 in The W.

Bet on Woman Reach tier 10 in all pillars in The W.

Top of the World Make it to the highest level in Showdown.

Executor Use all weapons to kill the first 4 bosses on Duke Nukem's Big Shot Pinball!

Asskicker action Start "Ready for Action" with 6 balls on Duke Nukem's Big Shot Pinball!

Dragonslayer Defeat a dragon on The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ Pinball table!

Dragonblood Level up all the skills once on The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ Pinball table!

Payin' down the plastic Look at you. So responsible.

I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet.

With honors The classiest of the top of the class.

Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion The hardcore do understand.

Safe Pair of Hands Complete 50 successful deals with your Lieutenants

Spread Sell all types of drugs via 1 of any checkpoint.

Operation Odessa Use a submarine to transport 5,000 units of white powder.

Sense Of Style Have 7 Lieutenants in your cartel who are wearing cool shirts

Well-Traveled Win a game with every regular NBA team.
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Dovahkiin Complete the main quests on The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ Pinball table!

Big Gun Blast away your enemies with the BFG on DOOM™ Pinball.

Hell Walker Face and defeat the Cyberdemon on Nightmare difficulty on DOOM™ Pinball.

The Wanderer Reach level five on the Fallout™ Pinball table.

Creature Hunter Defeat a boss enemy on the Fallout™ Pinball table.

Vault Raider Collect all the bobbleheads on the Fallout™ Pinball table.

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

What's done is done Collect all trophies

Follow the Money Earn $1,000,000 of dirty money selling dried weed in Survival mode.

Pampered Life Unlock every type of residence

Don't Let Mom Know You're A Druglord Play 10 hours total between the hours of midnight and 6 AM