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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

A Helping Hand Defend Remnant home from the Looter Invasion

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Bon Appétit Shoot the grenade you fed to an enemy.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.

HAPPY FAMILY Kara, Alice, Luther are together at the end

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

The Key To It All Recover the Atlas

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Sell 100 trinkets at once.