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Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Our Gift to You Find the present in a holiday mission.

Ludwig, the Holy Blade Defeat the beast that was once Ludwig, the Holy Blade.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Living Failures Defeat the failed attempts to become Great Ones.

Dear Santa Find all the letters to Santa in the holiday missions.

Braaaaaaaaaaaaains! Completed the "Braaaaaaaaaaaaains!" mission

Athena, Out Rescued Athena

Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower Defeat Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Walking the Dinosaur Spend 30 minutes with Raptor Ned as your homie.

Orphan of Kos Defeat Great One: Orphan of Kos.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

A Very Genki Holiday Complete all instances of Genki Holiday.

Laurence, the First Vicar Defeat the beast that was once Laurence, the First Vicar.

Make a List, Check it Twice Complete all instances of Naughty and Nice.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Speed Kills Destroyed a Lancer while in a Racer

He's Still on the Naughty List Deliver a present to Zinyak in 'The Santa Clawz'.

Health Inspector Destroy all the green polyps inside Paul in 'Pop His Top'.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Old Hunter's Essence Acquire all old hunter weapons.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

Get that Kid to a Psychologist Find all the snowmen vignettes in the North Pole.

Rigging the Race Destroy all the rival pony carts in 'At the Races'.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

Departure You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Ultimate Hot Potato Get 100 kills with the Grenade Launcher.

Hello Little Friend Get 250 kills with the Minigun.

Depot Demolition Destroyed Lance Depot

OMGWTFBBQ Get 100 kills with the Flamethrower.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Knoxx-Trap Killed General Knoxx-trap

Ned-Trap Killed Dr. Ned-trap

Steele-Trap Killed Commandant Steele-trap

Muerte la robo-lución Killed the Interplanetary Ninja Assassin Claptrap