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The Strongest Warrior [ARCADE MODE] Clear all missions

Knight Win the Stronghold Island Pro Course

Sore Spotting Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow

Left or Dead? Make it through every level in "The Desmond Debacle" at least once without dying

Hardcore Heaven Hardcore Freeplay – Win on all eight ADRENALINE tracks (full grid)

Butter Mousetrap Mousetrap into the toaster in The Stiffstonian without hitting the ground

Snow Ride Grab the snowmobile and take a ride to the top of the Ski Run in Fail Village

Two Drink Minimum Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Ludicrous Speed Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Santa's Package Bomb Granny with a Throw Present

No disassemble! Make it through every level in "IKE-aramba!" at least once without dying

Silver Blob Earn a silver cup or better in every level

Ran the Gauntlet Defeat the Level 25 Boss of the Skills Trainer Gauntlet.

Alternating Currents Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

Short Circuits Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

Tub Girl Take the hot tub girl for a ride in the Heiny Mine in Fail Village

Over Qualified Beat Developer Ghosts on all six SPEED tracks

Further Qualifications Beat Developer Ghosts on all eight ADRENALINE tracks

World Peace [ARCADE MODE] Clear all missions with friends from around the world

King Win the Stronghold Island Extreme Course

The definition of a warrior! [ARCADE MODE] Clear all missions without picking up any weapon items

Orange Sherbet Anyone? Win an exhibition game with AFL presentation turned ON. 5 min qtrs, All Pro (no co-op)

Blast From The Past Win an AFL-themed Madden Moment with AFL presentation turned ON.

Potty Time Dive into 3 urinals, experience some FArt, and blow up The Stinker statue in one run in The Stiffstonian

Brain Damage Finish the game in single player mode.

Innate Guerilla Warfare [ARCADE MODE] Clear all missions without defeating more than 50 Privates.

Goofball Guru Win all Wacky Courses

Ice Breaker Break all the ice blocks in one run

Golfing Glory Win the Stronghold Island Wacky Course

AFL Invades Franchise Mode Win an offline franchise AFL Legacy game with AFL presentation turned ON.

Buddies in an awfully tough Cave of Glowing Moss Cleared EX area 6 in the Group Excursion.

Snow Blown Shoot through all the Snow Blower Launchers in one run

Alone in a somewhat Scorching Cave Overflowing with Lava Cleared EX area 7 in the Solo Excursion.

Buddies in a somewhat Scorching Cave Overflowing with Lava Cleared EX area 7 in the Group Excursion.

Completed a somewhat Scorching Cave Overflowing with Lava Completed EX area 7 mural.

Buddies in quite an atrocious Mysterious Mining Facility Cleared EX area 8 in the Group Excursion.

Buddies in a　pretty unforgiving Chamber with a Mysterious Pyramid Cleared EX area 9 in the Group Excursion.

Buddies in the　truly heinous Lair of a Mysterious Creature Cleared EX area 10 in the Group Excursion.

Collection Complete Find all levelmen and secretmen.

King Ubb Find ubb and bring him to the next Fin City.

Completed an awfully tough Cave of Glowing Moss Completed EX area 6 mural.

Alone in quite an atrocious Mysterious Mining Facility Cleared EX area 8 in the Solo Excursion.

Completed quite an atrocious Mysterious Mining Facility Completed EX area 8 mural.

Alone in a　pretty unforgiving Chamber with a Mysterious Pyramid Cleared EX area 9 in the Solo Excursion.

Completed a　pretty unforgiving Chamber with a Mysterious Pyramid Completed EX area 9 mural.

Alone in the　truly heinous Lair of a Mysterious Creature Cleared EX area 10 in the Solo Excursion.

Completed the　truly heinous Lair of a Mysterious Creature Completed EX area 10 mural.

Handy-Capped Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbing

Blob Friends Forever Collect all Blob Friends in the game

Commando Complete the game in campaign mode without seeing the game-over screen and without leaving the action. (1 or 2 players)