OmfgBucket

Nailed It Get 100 kills with the God's Hammer

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

...My Dear Watson Choose a new element for all of your Supernatural Powers

Up to the challenge Complete one challenge in the campaign

Get Stoned Stonify and Shatter Kill 100 Demons with the Stone Blast Supernatural Power

Never Say Die Revive a partner in Co-op.

The Nightmare's Finally Over Complete the game on Normal.

Grenade belt Unlock the Grenade belt perk

...Double-Hockey-sticks Conquer all of New Hades with 100% City Take Over

Happy family Reunite the family.

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Purple Demons Have minions kill 100 Demons with the Summon Supernatural Power

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Top Gunner Shoot down a Spire missile with a blast while hovering

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Reckless cannonball The higher, the funnier!

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

Vampire Unlock the Vampire perk

Harran Shooting Club Kill 50 enemies with shooting weapons

Trade Company Sell items worth 10,000 dollars

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Ammunition upgrade Unlock the Ammunition upgrade perk

Master of Mordor One has walked in Mordor.

Are You Crazy? Get a Comet into the Ultor lobby

The Book of More, Man Find 64 Tomes

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.

Snake in the grass Escape the arena

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Bolt From the Blue In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies with a headshot while riding a Sky-Line.

Agile Reach Agility Prof. Lvl 10

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Terminal Hog Take down an Extraction Facility while on a motorcycle

Saved All Saved every character that could be saved.

Anger Management Eliminate 10 enemies within a single activation of Wrath.

Soul Drain Find 100% of all Soul Clusters

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Strange Bedfellows In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using allies brought in through a Tear.

Even Odds Kill 2 monsters you have a contract on without using Signs, potions, mutagens, oils or bombs.

Catching up on some reading Collect one Field Manual in the campaign

Captured Capture an outpost or guard post.