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Don't Get Dooped Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?

Do or Die! Won a penalty kickoff.

Here's Donny! Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.

Going the distance Drive 200 km on each environment

The Grand Tour In Revelations, visit every unique location within 2 minutes.

Slippery Snake Complete the Snakes in the Grass Challenge without taking damage

Titan Soul Beat the game

GLASS SKATER Finish Chapter 1

For Survival Defeat Estuary Naamah Prime.

Time to Slam In Der Eisendrache, revive two players protected by the Ragnarok DG-4.

Amateur Radio Operator Listen to most of the codec conversations.

Leak Spin Kill the skull Titan as it spins

Captain Pig-ard Achieve a score of 4000 or higher in "Pigs In Elevators (In Space)!"

Hit The Ceiling Reach REP Level 70

Canyon Blue clear Complete all Blue Canyon maps (Any medal)

That went well... Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.

Part car, part plane Jump 500 meters or more 100 times

Beating the Yeti Finish in under 10 seconds...

Shadow of the Giant Kill the broken statue Titan while pulling back the arrow

Generall Historie of Plantes If delight may provoke men's labour, what greater delight is there than to behold the earth apparelled with plants?

Close Call Win a race by a margin of less than 0.1s

Wheely Good At This Achieve a total of 500 Perfect Manuals

Save the last humans Lifetime total of 1,000 humans saved in Survival mode

For Love Defeat Estuary Enoch Prime.

She's an 11 Defeat The Burst

Grindstone Compete in the Daily Grind 7 times

Sweet Music Set up some Custom Audio in FIFA 12

A Better Idea Modified a starfighter's preset loadout in multiplayer.

Silver Champion Achieve a Silver Medal for all of Tiempochtli’s Challenges

Quadratic 0-fault Fusion Factory with the Quad Bike

Beyond the Veil Find a soldier with the Gift.

Tortoise Win a race without using boost

The smell of burned flesh Reach the Tower of Oblivion for the first time.

The Fat and the Furious Kill Berude.

Really? This Game's Not That Good Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

Tetris and Chill Clear Ambient: Sea, Wind, and World modes.
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10 vs 11 Win from a draw or behind while down a man in a game vs the CPU

For Pride Defeat Estuary Irad Prime.

Trover ****s the Universe You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.

You Actually Did It?! What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!

For Wrath Defeat Estuary Tubal Prime.

For Penance Defeat the Redeemed.

Snake Temple Throwdown Grab and Throw 50 Enemies as Coscorrona in the Snake Temple

Riddle Me That! Complete ''Riddle-earth''

Stepping It Up Survive a Hazard Level 3 mission from start to finish.

Wasted Betrayal Discover the hidden memory.

Let Sleeping Gods Lie Wake up Tiempochtli

Holy Upgrades, Batman! Upgrade the Batmobile to Model 3

Sword Complete 'Sword' Level

For Greed Defeat the Immortal King Prime.