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Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Collector Collect all chests and secrets

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Big Smiles All Around Complete Big Smile Lee.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

A Galaxy Far, Far Away Complete all of BD-1's holomaps

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.

Assassin Unlock stealth perk 8