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You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

More practice Complete the aiming training

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...