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EXTRA: III - Hidden Anathema Eat as much as possible with Gazebo.

Get Physical Seal out an attacking player to gain possession of the ball

Arena Aficionado Arena Match - Play 20 matches.

Apex Champion Win the 'Apex' Trophy event on gold star difficulty.

Lamborghini Icons Contender Unlock the 'Lamborghini Icons' Trophy event.

A Sacrifice I am Willing to Make Complete the Duloc job

Who Stole the Tarts? Complete the Queen of Hearts' Court job

All Clear: Adam Clear all stages in single-player mode as Adam.

EXTRA: Party Mode Find the Masquerade Relic in Westwoods.

Are We There Yet? In the Hansel's Honeymoon Hideaway job, wait in the Onion Carriage for 30 seconds

Such a Curious Croquet-ground In the Queen of Hearts' Court, roll the pink Croquet Ball onto the Croquet Finish Heart

Honeymoon!? With Whom? Complete the Hansel's Honeymoon Hideaway job

Command and Conquest 2 Capture 128 objectives in Conquest

The Automaton Defeated the Bronze Automaton.

All Clear: SOR1 Clear all stages in single-player mode with a "SOR1" character.

Overflowing Manna Fully enhance your Manna Vase

Still a True Son of the Emperor Kill 41,000 Enemies (all game modes combined)
1599/41000

Juggernaut Accumulate 300 or more health on a single worm.

Death Row Kill 12 enemies while descending in the panopticon in 'Operation 627'

Cheeky Chip the Keeper

The Final Showdown Complete Chapter 7 of Team Adventure Mode.

Stolz der Nation Get 250 sniper rifle kills as Recon in Multiplayer

Globalist Had 5 foreign powers in your Embassies at the same time

Bureaucrat Issued 20 edicts in a single game

... But To Take Part Issued the "Host the Olympics" edict

Turbocharged Contender Unlock the 'Turbocharged' Trophy event.

Get Out Of My Swamp! Complete the Shrek's Swamp job

One For Good Measure Kill all 7 counselors and Tommy Jarvis in a single match.

Overwhelming Power Get a kill with a Legendary Weapon.

Dragon Slayer Defeat the Dragon Boss.

OMG Defeat Omega on "Final Fantasy" mode.

Pacesetter Contender Unlock the 'Pacesetter' Trophy event.

Look At Me Shrek, I'm Trotting In the Fairy Godmother's Potion Factory job, run on the Running Wheel for 20 seconds

Hate Monger Customize a primary weapon to high aggro

EXTRA: Karoma's Mana Find a Karoma's Mana in Westwoods.

Certified Apprentice Achieve Player Level 10.
5/10

Level 20! Reach Level 20.

Sage Answer all riddles correctly

Well Traveled Fully unlock all of Tao Qing's stock

EXTRA: Kyra-Stones Evolve the Magi-Stone.

Specialist Open and buy all perks in one specialization

Leading Light Own a light duty washer and all of its attachments at the same time

The Hunters Become the Hunted Complete 30 "Astral Fissure Sealing" missions in Libra of Soul.

Toxicomaniac Walk into toxic cloud 100 times
0/100

Surging Manna Fully purify your Manna Vase

The End Can Wait Complete 10 Mysidian quests.
0/10

The Great Mogul Had 10 different industry buildings in a single game

Somebody Once Told Me… In the Shrek's Swamp job, clean the Outhouse Door and Outhouse Door Handle first

Deus Ex Channel the heavens.

Ignition Completionist Gain all stars in 'Ignition'