Numhitzu

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Stocked Collect 150 Items

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

Heart Stopper Defeat a certain enemy by stabbing it in the heart.

Ride the Lightning Defeat a Majini using the electric current from a transformer.

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

PRIORITIES Connor killed the Chloe

WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER Markus broadcasted his message without raising an alarm or having a team casualty

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

Go into the Light Defeat 2 enemies with one flash grenade.

Be the Knife Deflect a bow gun arrow with your knife.

SAFE HARBOR Kara and Alice passed the border

Dyno-Might Master Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion 5 Times

Basic Inventor The player has successfully invented at least one item

Ghost Kill Perform a Headshot kill with any bow or rifle on any cultist more than 150m away (Campaign only).

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

Fertilizing the Land Using a tractor, obliterate 5 enemies (Campaign only).

Who Do You Trust? Build up a certain level of trust with your partner.

Bookmarked Tag 100 enemies

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway