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Crush Your Enemies Complete 10 "Tribal Clash" quests.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Gotcha Eliminate 10 enemies using hunting traps.

Daddy Issues Defeat Zeus

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Badges Collect all badges.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you