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Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Power Chords Collect 50 Power Cells

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules." Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

De-Klawwed Defeat Klaww

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Speedy Fast Beat the Record Time on the Gorge

Zoom Zoom! Reach the End of the Mountain Pass

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Welcome to Los Santos You repo'd a car and raced it through the heart of a sun-soaked metropolis.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related