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Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Deliverance Release friend

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Badges Collect all badges.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Spin Doctor In a single level, spin an enemy into another enemy twice.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).