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Witches’ Familiar Collect the Witch Talisman and complete both witch quests.

Fast and Furious Win all the horse races in the game.

BBs: A Bridge Between This World and the One Beyond Complete Episode 6: Deadman.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Close Shave Kept Lt. Shaver and Lt. Freeborn Alive

"BB" Complete Episode 7: Clifford.

The Paddle Complete Operation Cobra.

Timing is Everything Use explosive barrels to kill 100 enemies

Scorched Savior Collect all other Saints Row: Gat out of Hell trophies

Armed and Dangerous Create 50 Weapon Mods

Powering Up Complete "Powering Up"

Farewell, Old Girl Complete the mission "Wildlife Preservation".

The Nuclear Option Complete "The Nuclear Option"

Rock Wrangler Avoid all the rolling rocks on Cemetery Hill.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Now It's Safe Capture all Safe Zones

Gabriel's Sword Add a fire elemental effect to a sword or a khopesh

You've Got Gear Earn 5 Gears in a Challenge.

Drakensburg, Schmakensburg Completed the mission "Intelligences Of The Artificial Persuasion".

Pumped Porter Deliver 3,000 kg of cargo.
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What Was That? Attack, counter, cast a Sign and throw a bomb (in any order) in under 4 seconds.

Social Lubricant Complete level 10 against all 3 Drinking Game opponents

Demolished the Demons Destroy both Demonettes in the Enchanted Earth.

Legend Of The Wastes Reach Level 50

The Quick Driver Complete a Time Bomb Death Run

Prince of Fire Defeat 50 enemies using the Flame Trail.

Rest In Pieces In a BT area, cut an umbilical cord for the first time without the BT noticing.

Prince of Wind Defeat 50 enemies using the Whirlwind.

Use of Weapons Dismantle 50 pieces of armor or weapons.

Sixty Deaths and Sixty Births in a Day Complete Episode 8: Heartman.

Washed Ashore Complete Chapter 4.

We're All In This Together Save 15 survivors from zombies

The Enemy of My Enemy Use the Axii Sign to force one opponent to kill another. Do this 20 times.

Instrument of Vengeance Resolved to be more than a victim of circumstance.

Bubble Binger Collect a full chain of Timed Score Bubbles 30 times.
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Colonel Fortesque’s Special Recipe Turn an enemy into a Roasted Chicken and eat it.

Prince of Water Defeat 50 enemies using the Ice Blast.

Rising Vanguard Complete a Strike.

Got The Band Back Together Complete the mission "The Once and Future Slab".

Aerial Predator Kill 160 enemies while on the angelic beast
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The Particle of God Complete Episode 9: Higgs.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Nuclear Family Complete "Nuclear Family"

…The Harder They Fall Kill 5 Giant Creatures

The City is My Family 100% complete CTNS: Turf Wars

Whack-a-wyrm Defeat the dragon in the Crystal Caves.

I'm Your Die-Hardman Complete Episode 10: Die-Hardman.

Gold master Collect 64 gold items

The Wages of War Complete the "Aiding a Human" mission