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Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John