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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

An Odyssey in the Making Complete Episode 1.

Shiny! Acquire and equip your first Legendary item.

Badges Collect all badges.

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush