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Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

The True Queen Battle Gná

Hacked a Turret The player has successfully hacked a turret

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Badges Collect all badges.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest