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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Stocked Collect 150 Items

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Good Train Good guys proactively facilitate transportation solutions.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Electric Hobo Ride the train for 2 kilometers.

New Paparazzi in Town Explore Photo Mode

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Big Spender Upgrade any Magic to the next level

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

Sibling Rivalry Kill Hercules

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Tools of the Trade Use All 5 World Weapons in Combat

Ladies Man Successfully entertain Aphrodite

Snakes on a Train Ride the snake back to the Tower of Delphi

Open Sesame Open the Gates of Tisiphone

Good Exposure Good guys are heroes to others.

Titan Slayer Kill Cronos

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

English Pedigree Headshot an enemy with an arrow from a distance beyond 25m

Hot Lunch Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Manticore