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Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

In need of a vacation Finished VOYAGE without taking shortcuts

Peace of Mind Finished ENDEAVOUR

That’s The Spirit Survive 100 days

Winter Fan Spend 3 hours on the Winter Map

Getting Really Good Unlock all skills to the max

Diligent Spend 1 hour in the Practice Mode of the Weapon Range

Elite Training Shoot down the Crown Target 30 times in Challenge Mode

Exceptional Explorer Find 50% of all discoveries

Hola amigos! Complete the Odyssey

There are Only Two Possible Outcomes Crash land a space station using its thrusters

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes Find a secret solar system

I've got the power Successfully perform a powerful space station heist

Bird is the word Discover all flying lifeforms

56764382835485 kilometers Travel 6 lightyears in the Odyssey without using shortcuts

THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE Visited at least one ruin from every ancient civilisation

RENDEZVOUS Discovered a distant piece of Earth history

RETURN OF THE KING Retrieved a legendary treasure

THE TRUTH WAS OUT THERE Exposed a galactic conspiracy

REBEL ALLIANCE Helped spark the Wolphax Rebellion

KNIGHTS TO REMEMBER Won the Wolphax Grand Tournament

WORST. RESCUE. EVER. Ejected desperate alien refugees into space

CJP: Taco Tuesday! Complete all route tasks on Cajon Pass

RT: Mass Transit Complete 442 passenger boarding tasks on Rapid Transit

WSR: Preserving Heritage Collect all collectables on West Somerset Railway

WSR: Summer Vacation Complete all scenarios on West Somerset Railway

RSN: A Day on the DB Complete 50 Ruhr Sieg Nord services

NTP: The Magic Number Reach Route Level 20 on Northern Trans-Pennine

TVL: Doing the right thing Complete 50 Tees Valley Line services

RRO: Wupper Wonderer Complete all scenarios on Rhein-Ruhr Osten

BR422: Wuppertal Commuter Operate the DB BR422 for 422 kilometres

CL31: Extended Range Operate the BR Class 31 for 310 miles

MP36PH: Left in the Dark Complete the MP36PH scenario Bay Area Breakdown

MP36PH: Baby Steps Operate the MP36PH for 360 miles

CL20: Chopper Non-Stopper Operate the Class 20 for 200 miles

BR 363: Workhorse Operate the DB BR 363 for 363 kilometres

C40-8W: Snow Boarding Complete the C40-8W scenario 'Slippy Descent'

BR 101: Battling the Bahn Complete the DB BR 101 scenario 'All Together'

NEC BP: Plant the Ivy Reach Route Level 20 on Boston - Providence

DRA: Inc-Radebeul Reach Route Level 20 on Nahverkehr Dresden