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Patron of Sell-Swords Pay mercenaries 5 times

Daedric Influence Acquire a Daedric Artifact

Jawson Brody Take out a shark with an explosion

Deep in the Jungle of Retail Correctly answer a riddle as if your life depended on it.

Creep from the Deep Toss 10 expendable items into a deep, dark hole.

Build Em Up, Break Em Down Upgrade and then break one of every melee weapon
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Don't Go to Sleep! Charge your cell phone.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Earth Geeks Must Go! Achieve a perfect game of skeeball.

Look for the Light Find all Firefly Pendants

That's all I got Survive all of Ellie's jokes

The Monster Who Cried Girl Recreate a crime scene to get security off your scent.

Pathfinder Help porters through a MULE or terrorist area for the first time.

Angel Knives Defeat Black Fang without getting hit

The Beginning of a Samurai Reached level 10.
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From the Past Unlock the Medieval Armor in the Café Théâtre.

Go Eat Worms! Have your life ended in 10 unique ways.

Patron of the Arts Pay musicians 5 times

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Patron of Industry Pay merchant groups 5 times

Master of Unlocking Unlock all shiv doors

It Came From Ohio! Track down RL Stine in the phone book and give him a call.

Eagle's Will Survive 10 minutes in open conflict

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

How I Learned to Fly Finish the game in 175 turns or fewer.

Be Careful What You Wish For… Gather all possible items dropped from the laundry chute.

Nobody's Perfect Play the Jak X game in Left Behind

Danger Time Complete the game after draining your phone to 0% battery.

The Daughters of Lalaia Complete The Daughters of Lalaia.

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

My Friends Call Me Monster Defeat Slappy while wearing the Haunted Mask.

Tools of the Trade Fully upgrade all tools

You've Got A Friend Direct your companions to assist in combat 10 times each

Waterlogged Ride the sewer contraption with Henry and Sam

Curio Collector Pickpocket all 18 artifacts and bring them to Dervis

Take From the Rich Rob or loot $250.

Loyal Army Recruit 5 Amigos

Say Cheese--Again! Take pictures of every monster possible using the Haunted Camera.

It's Only a Nightmare Complete the game without ever using the cell phone.

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Together in the light Complete 5 quests in a single co-op game with the same partners.

First! Kill a Suicider with a grenade.

Settling Feuds Complete Chapter 3.

Strutting His Stuff Equip Chicharrón with the Motherclucker Outfit

Diplomatic Immunity Complete "Diplomatic Immunity"

Scholar Bring all 7 lost books to Al-Jahiz

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.