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Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Welcome to Los Santos You repo'd a car and raced it through the heart of a sun-soaked metropolis.

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Death Dealer Meet Vulgrim

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

To Move A Mountain Collect the Earthcaller

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

More practice Complete the aiming training

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8