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Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Don’t Go - Easy Finish Left Behind on Easy

A sad tune You made someone feel better.

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Windpipe You made the inventor dance.

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Dogs. I Hate Dogs. Kill 20 attack dogs with a knife.

Platforming Prodigy Helltower? More like hello-from-up-here-tower!

Friendly Complete a level with more than one player

Brick Master Win the brick throwing contest

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Dead Ringer Get 25 headshots using the Bolt-Action Rifle

Here! Catch! Kill 100 Aliens with the Telekinesis Super Power.

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Your Show Sucks Destroy all the TVs showing Al-Asad's speech.

Man versus Machine Alert the enemy helicopter in 'All Ghillied Up' and take it down.

Whale Song You practised singing.

Sixth Sense Hunt and kill 10 enemies while Perception is active

A Trusty Old Friend Kill 5 enemies within 10 seconds using any rifle

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Falling star Make a wish.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Behind the Curtain You found a secret.

Love Birds You re-united the two love birds.

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

The Whole Story Find ALL Audio Logs.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
0/50

Snackosaurus Now look who's extinct!

Bookworm Read all story files.

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

The Shot Complete 'All Ghillied Up' and 'One Shot, One Kill' on Veteran difficulty.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Flyswatter Destroy 8 enemy helicopters in 'Heat'.

A Real Cluster…. Find 100% of all Data Clusters.

Eyes and Ears Find 30 enemy intel items.

The Third Horseman Complete 'Heat' and 'The Sins of the Father' on Veteran difficulty.

The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Out Before Dessert Complete the "Happy Birthday" videotape within 5 minutes.

Bringin' the Heat Kill 100 Aliens using the Fire Buff Super Power.