NeoSapian

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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

A Big Betrayal Complete Dockyard Heist.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond