Nefritas

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Father Gascoigne Defeat the beast that once was Father Gascoigne.

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Blowin' Your Wad Max out all Weapons and Magic

He Who Pays the Barber Improve the dockworkers' haircuts.

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

A Real Pistol In the Main Campaign, killed 25 enemies with the Broadsider Pistol.

Welcome to Monument Island Reached Monument Island.

Death Mode: Sparkle Darkle Complete the Death Mode level.

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Scourge of the Aegean Sink your first Epic Ship.

Beat School: Straight Up Complete the Beat School level.

Beat School: Tiny Groove Complete the Beat School level.