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Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Citizen Buy a house

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Daedric Influence Acquire a Daedric Artifact

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Artificer Make a smithed item, an enchanted item, and a potion

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Snake Tongue Successfully persuade, bribe, and intimidate

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Hard Worker Chop wood, mine ore, and cook food

Expert Reach Level 25

Liberty Wall Take down both attack helicopters.

Explorer Discover 100 Locations

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Invisible Predator Complete one predator challenge by using only Silent Takedowns and without being detected

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Biggest Bang Complete story mode on Hard difficulty

Hi Score Collect 1,000,000 points over all levels you have played

Blood Oath Become a member of the Circle

Taking Sides Join the Stormcloaks or the Imperial Army

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

Heavenly Warrior Complete Arcade Mode with Nariko

Incredible Height! Travel to an incredible height

Incredible Speed! Travel at incredible speed

Predator Bronze Achieve 8 medals on predator challenges

True Survivor Unlock every Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition trophy.

Wanted Escape from jail

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Hero of the People Complete 50 Misc Objectives

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Hero of Gallowmere Complete Arcade Mode with Sir Daniel

Snappy Dresser Change your costume

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Let's Make a Scene Complete Arcade Mode with Sackboy

Sackbird Spend 8 seconds or more in the air

Recovered Survivalist Complete a game of Survivors on Wharf, Capitol, Water Tower or Coal Mine

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)