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We Done Here? Defeat Sasaki Ganryu at Arashiyama.

End This Madness Defeat Dokyo.

Baited by Benkei Defeat Benkei at Rendaino.

Wielder of Oni Armaments Defeat 100 enemies with Oni Armaments.

Truly, Thank You Defeat Minamoto no Yoshitsune.

Oni Armory Acquire all Oni Armaments.

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

Be nice. Be NICE.

Demystified Complete all Mysteries of Kyoto.

No Job Too Small Complete all Chance Encounters.

For the Love of Dog Rescue all the Lion Dogs.

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

The Winding Way of the Sword Learn and upgrade all basic or special skills.

Oni's Oni Defeat 50 enemies in the Oni Awakened state.

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

Citizen Savior Rescue 30 townspeople from marauding Genma.

Genma-ologist Collect all the Genma notes.

Well-Rounded Learn and upgrade all basic and special skills.

Dressed to Kill Enhance all equipment to the maximum level.

Medical Marvel Enhance all Hozuki Pouches to the maximum level.

Charmed Life Enhance all charms to the maximum level.

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

Valiant Complete 100 missions

Diamond Get 10 diamond records

Genma Griller Set three enemies ablaze at once.

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

Peerless Earn all trophies.

True Onimusha Complete the game on difficulty level "Carnage".

Glutton for Punishment Beat all Boss Rematch opponents on all difficulty levels.

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

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DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

The Skuld Kyng - Fars & Dram Complete the Tale of the Skuld Kyng alongside Fars & Dram

Stardust - Koda Complete Stardust alongside Koda

Stardust - Fars & Dram Complete Stardust alongside Fars & Dram

Crown of Fear - Fars & Dram Complete Crown of Fear alongside Fars & Dram

I HONESTLY DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY ABOUT STARS You've hit a 10.0 STAR rating. I'm done talking about stars now

ONE VERY FULL COMBO technically if it was one big full combo that'd mean full comboing all the songs with no breaks. we're not making you do that

ALL CAPS OR NO CAPS until next time.