Naleus

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

Skaven Slayer Kill 500 Skaven.

Hero of Reikland Complete all settlement quests in Reikland.

Merchant Sell over 200 items.

Protected by the Gods A warrior is saved from permanent death by the Ring of Jade.

Forest Stalker Level the Wood Elf Waywatcher to level 8.

Theogonist Level the Warrior Priest to level 8.

Shadow Dancer Level the Shadow Warrior to level 8.

Hero of Averland Complete all settlement quests in Averland.

Much At Stake Level the Witch Hunter to level 8.

Adventurer Finish the game on Adventure.

Hardcore Finish the game on Hardcore.

Ursine God Collect every other trophy.

Swinger Beat 5-3 with less than 50 jump button presses.

Warper Beat 5-4 with less than 30 jump button presses.

28 Seconds Later Get to the 4th coffin in under 28 seconds on 6-2.

Free Faller Beat 6-3 in less than 30 jump button presses.

No Touching! Beat 6-5 on Iron without pushing against Dark Rude Bear.

Artificial Bear Complete Spacestation in less than 10 deaths in one go.

Undercooked Beat Fleshworld in under 5 minutes 30 on V Mode in one go.

Extreme Ironing Beat Hateworld in under 10 minutes on Iron mode in one go.

Ultimate Orange Complete every level in Factory World without dying, including bonus levels.

Ultimate Green Complete every level in Spacestation World without dying, including bonus levels.

Ultimate Red Complete every level in Fleshworld without dying, including bonus levels.

Ultimate Indigo Complete every level in Hateworld without dying, including bonus levels.

Iron-57 Complete every level in the game on at least Iron.

Viridian Man Complete every level in the game on at least V.

Elf Kid Complete every level in the game in 10 or less deaths.

Nonstop Rudeness Beat the Full Run marathon in under 2 hours 10 minutes.

Ace Complete the second level with no damage

Transmechanic Craft 15 modules in one run

Nyctophobia Turn on all lights in one play through.

Standard Fare Beat the game using the "Normal Mode" or above difficulty setting.

Beyond Strength Unlock Super-Frame Mode 3.

Four Kicks Unlock Super-Frame Mode 4.

Epic tale Unlock all skins for Favian the Bard!

Clawing your way Unlock all skins for Kedi the Tiger!

Ever vigilant Unlock all skins for Zakwas the Sheikh!

Orb of Legends Fulfill the Grand Soul Orb 100 times

Astray Astray