NSR_Apathy

The End Begins Beat the Game on any Difficulty

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

A Spanner in the Works Complete Memory Sequence 1.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Luna's Apprentice Finish your first painting in the Lighthouse.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

First Treasure Find 1 Treasure

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred