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You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

Self-Improvement Purchase your first Star-Lord Ability.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Reached the Daunt Arrived at the Daunt seeking passage into the Forbidden West.

Headshot Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Headshots

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Llama Wrangler Capture the Quarantine Zone monster.

A Risky Gamble Complete Chapter 1.

Starchild Paint a total of 20 streams of Stars.

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 50 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Masters of Removing Work together to save someone special.

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Apprentice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging