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Blood on Your Hands Purchase an item from the Crimson Dye Merchant and obtain a dye for your Sakai Horse Armor.

The Government Gimps You recovered sensitive information from a highly defended federal building.

Urban Explorer Discover all named locations in Sanctuary, Opportunity, and Lynchwood.

High-Flying Hurler Kill a flying enemy with a thrown Tediore weapon.

Cute Loot Kill a Chubby.

The Moment of Truth You have uncovered the truth about Brad.

Eavesdropper In the Main Campaign, collected every Voxophone.

Sightseer In the Main Campaign, used all telescopes and Kinetoscopes in the game.

Trading Pure Alpha Make a profit over your total investments in the stock market.

Monkey See Embody the spirit of the monkey on Saruiwa.

Lock, Stock, And Then Some In Campaign, unlock all attachments for any weapon.

Went Five Rounds Complete Round 5 of any Circle of Slaughter.

Three-Bit Gangster GTA Online: Reach Rank 25.

Friend to All Raiders Complete all Tales of Iki.

Warm Coffee You were invited into your girlfriend's house.

The Big One! This ain't no dream no more.

A Second Chance Complete New World on Hardened, Veteran, or Realistic.

Crossing Reach the summit with a companion and return to the beginning.

Feels Like The First Time Open the chest at the bus stop in Fyrestone.

To Live or Die in Los Santos Completed the final mission.

Goliath, Meet David Allow a Goliath to level up four times before killing him.

Be Prepared GTA Online: You completed a Heist Setup mission.

Highlands Explorer Discover all named locations in The Highlands, Thousand Cuts, and Wildlife Exploitation Preserve.

What does it mean? I can't even capture it on my camera.

Arctic Explorer Discover all named locations in Three Horns, Tundra Express, and Frostburn Canyon.

Ding! Overleveled Reached Level 51

Decked Out Have Purple-rarity gear or better equipped in every slot.

Common Courtesy Discover and complete all unwritten tales on Iki Island.

Crew Cut GTA Online: Complete a Job as a member of a Crew.

Sabre Rattler Kill 100 enemies with the Sabre turret.

Stone Cold Pinkerton Completed the Main Campaign on Hard difficulty or above.

Tribute To A Vault Hunter Get an item from Michael Mamaril.

Altruist Acolyte Deliver an unsuspecting victim to the Altruist Cult.

Red Mist Complete all Rampages.

High Tide Complete In Darkness on Hardened, Veteran, or Realistic.

Blight Explorer Discover all named locations in Eridium Blight, Arid Nexus, and Sawtooth Cauldron.

Creator Build and save a level with the thermometer more than 30% full

Definitely An Italian Plumber Kill Donkey Mong.

Wonder Meet 10 or more unique travelers.

Dr Frankenstein Create a living creature with at least 2 eyes, 2 legs or wheels, and a brain

One with the Jungle Complete Shadow of the Tomb Raider on One with the Jungle difficulty

It's Just a Bad Dream! Complete "Lost in Nightmares" with an S rank.

Seeing Red Defeat a Crimson Head.

Clean Sweep GTA Online: Finish a Gang Attack without dying and kill at least 10 enemies.

I Totes Planned That Boss Slay Mister Boney Pants Guy.

Mouth To Mouth Revived 10 players with oxygen.

Crackshot In Campaign, kill 5 enemies from over 100m away.

Deadly Obsession Complete Shadow of the Tomb Raider on Deadly Obsession difficulty

Moxxi's Sampler Tried all the Moxxtails in the Up Over Bar in Concordia.

360 No Scope While airborne, spun 360 degrees then got a kill with a Sniper Rifle without using the scope.