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For the Good Book states... Recruit Eyck into your army.

Everyday business Complete game at Hard difficulty

Hopeless Romantic Asked out by three girls.

Carbon Cat Defeated Carbon Cat

Tough fight Complete game at Pro difficulty

Indecisive Possess 20 different enemies in one round of Soul King

SCHWERER AUSNAHMEFEHLER ***STOP: 0X001E97FF

An Expert Eye Awarded for having a rare item appraised by the armourer.

Completionist Complete all The Last Yardbird Challenges.

A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS Use every weapon in the game at least once

Good girl Complete game with a “good” ending at Hard difficulty

It's hard to be a good girl Complete game with a “good” ending at Pro difficulty

End Of The Road Complete Story Mode in Co-Op.

Going Fast Recommended Reach +300% movespeed (includes sprinting).

Everything-Proof Run into an instant-death hazard without dying.

But Did You REALLY Finish? Finish the game (non uberwin)

Slaughter Defeat 3000 enemies.
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Open Sesame Get a Magic Key.

Arf! Arf! Grrr... Recruit the dog into your army.

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Apply a PCS upgrade to a soldier

All Your Game Are Belong to Us Acquire the Trials Trophy

Nothing gets past me Achieve all your secondary goal.

Daily Destroyer Complete 3 Daily Trails in 1 day.

A Foul Feast Deliver Leftovers to a Reluctant Recipient

The Platinum Package Complete The Last Resort on Master Difficulty.

Start With a Jump… Jump and Remain Airborn for 45 Seconds

Succession Discover the One True Ending

Jungle Fungus Defeat the Mooshroom Monstrosity using only gear unique to the jungle.

The Dundee Make like the famous Aussie and leave.

Acted Alone In Verrückt, headshot 20 zombies in the courtyard from the second floor of the Asylum.

Better You Than Me Destroy a Mini Shpider using an acid pool, BBQ grill, or other environmental hazard.

Now I'm Feeling A Little Motivated Breach: Win 3 Challenges.

McFly Drive a vehicle over 88 mph.

Doña of Demolition Earn a B Rank in the Gearheads' Godsbowl Trial Rampage

I'll probably need this later... Gather 5,000 wood throughout the game.

Burning Neodymium Breach: Eliminate a Prime Unit while the Titan.aug is active.

Weapons Expert Purchase the manuals and acquire the bandoliers for every weapon

Master Wayne Take no damage when playing as Bruce Wayne

Fastball Kill 15 soldiers with a Zek barrel (public match)

Head Crab Removal 20 kills with a crowbar

Climbing the Social Ladder Have a Citizen educated to level 3 from 0

Distillation of Filth Kill the Manticore.

Rusty Rat Saved Rusty Rat

Pulitzer material Turn over all of the Jackal's audio logs to the Journalist

Platinum Awarded for successfully collecting all trophies from X-Blades

Waiting Is Half The Fun Patience is key to any warrior's training. Fight in network battles 30 times using the standby function. The longer you wait, the greater the joy will be when you finally get picked.

The VP Treatment Possess a soldier, then shoot another soldier in the face (public match)

Blitzkrieg Travel 585 meters using the Blitzer's Teleport power (public match)

Tower Power Complete a tower run on Adventure difficulty.

Null and Void Reach Haven Island Mastery Level 20.