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Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Fourth and Forty Spend over 40 hours in the Simulation.

Surge of Power Upgrade Surge to the maximum level

So Long, RC Obtain all trophies.

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Don’t Go - Normal Finish Left Behind on Normal

Skywalker Keep your feet off the ground and walls for 60 seconds

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

Return Start the journey again after a week long break.

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

Burning Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Inferno.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

The Order Is Revealed Complete the Lunden Arc

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

Outnumbered? No Problem Defeat the Hell Guards

For the Path Protect Pilgrim's Sanctuary

My Name Is Earl Buy 20 cosmetic items from Crazy Earl.
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Walls Are For Chumps Return to Dan's Crypt and smash down the secret wall.

Shareware Create and publish a SnapMap

I got this Find all training manuals

Mega Spatula Seeker Get 75 Golden Spatulas.

Charted! - Easy Finish the game in Easy Mode.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Ship Shape Reclaim the Flying Dutchman's ship in the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Equine Attack Assassinate an enemy from your horse

A Shocking Lack Of Respect Destroy 100 gravestones.

All Too Easy Kill Zinyak in less than 5 minutes in 'Save the Planet'.

Silent Viking Assassinate 10 enemies in a row without triggering a conflict

Who's Next? Defeat the Spider Mastermind

Knee-Deep in the Dead Complete the campaign on 'I'm Too Young to Die', 'Hurt Me Plenty', 'Ultra Violence', or 'Nightmare'.

SpongeBob vs SpongeBob! Defeat SpongeBot SteelPants in the Chum Bucket Lab.

Shanghaied Defeat the Flying Dutchman.

The Small Does Not Rule Defeat Robo-Plankton and neutralize SpongeBot SteelPants' Brain.

Kelp Forest of Fear Find all the Lost Campers in Kelp Forest.

Through Mud and Blood Complete Through Mud and Blood

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

I Am Become Death Kill 1000 Aliens with any combination of Super Powers.

Quit Hanging Around Shoot down a Soldat hanging from the production line in the Factory.

Han Slowlo Defeat 50 enemies under the effect of Slow

Combination Shock In the Main Campaign, performed all 8 of the Vigor combinations.

Out of Bedlam Rescue a friend from the Bedlam Raiders

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Partial To The Potions Drink 32 Health Vials.

Juicin' it up Kill 150 enemies while using Power Ups

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Bigfoot For Real Track down Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 3.

Survivor Defeat 75 Enemies in a row without dying.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.