Muscle-Buster

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

Team Player Play against every team in a Season

Car Collector Collect 5 Cars

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Rocketeer Complete the regular Season

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Champion Win the Season Championship

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Moronic Drone Get a job

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Quite the Collector Collect 150 Cards

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred