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Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

A Spanner in the Works Complete Memory Sequence 1.

Salem's History Discovered Salem's history

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Cave Hoarder Pickup 80 collectibles.

Julia's Story Learned about Julia's Life

Luna's Apprentice Finish your first painting in the Lighthouse.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Colorful Companion Bring your first biped Genie to life.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

A Simple Plan Complete Memory Sequence 2.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Badges Collect all badges.

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush