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50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Scratch Scratch the vinyl in the club.

PARTNERS Hank and Connor were friends until the end

Cal Got Your Tongue? Slice an oggdo's tongue

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Kicking Back Kick a phillak that has kicked you

STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Triple Take Defeat 3 enemies using a single lightsaber throw

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Legend of Shadow Complete a Dagger Mission and begin growing the legend of Acharn.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John