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Timber! Destroy Drill Platform Tower

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

I Heart Heart Get Heart of Mar in Weapons Lab

Heavy Distortion Attack the Metal Head Nest

Finders Keepers Find Sig in Underport

Perfect Start Win your first game of the Season

Who Knew Krew Blew? Beat Krew in Weapons Lab

Head Master Collect 510 Metal Head Skull Gems

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Exorcist Remove or destroy 15 Masks of Yalung (Campaign only).

Feather in Your Recap Watch a save file in Replay mode

Gearhead Complete 3 Kyrati Films: Racing or Kyrati Films: Survival activities (Campaign only).

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Break Shot Score a goal by hitting your opponent into the ball

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Butcher The Lizard - Cut your finger using saw or scissors

The Streak Win 10 games in a row across any mode

Baby Master Suicide Baby - Make no mistakes taking care of the baby

The Collectivist Collect 125 Precursor Orbs

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Scum and Villainy Defeat each type of Bounty Hunter

Well-Rounded Complete any 6 Hunting quests (Supplies, Control, Survival) (Campaign only).

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Defuser Complete 3 Bomb Defusal quests (Campaign only).

SARPBC Forever Play one game each with Octane and Backfire

The Collectationator! Collect 286 Precursor Orbs

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Caretaker Of Memory Find 10 Lost Letters (Campaign only).

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Drill Sergeant Complete every Practice Drill (any difficulty)

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Super Victorious Win a total of 30 games across any game mode

Team Player Play against every team in a Season