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STAND YOUR GROUND Markus stood his ground against the police

Obedience Stopped the experiment voluntarily.

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Can't Touch This Precision Evade 100 attacks

Stop, Drop, & Roll Defeat 3 Majini at once by setting oil canisters on fire.

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Visiting Alderaan Places Explore the crashed Venator

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)