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KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Taking the Scenic Route Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

The Ends Petrify the Means Defeat a total of fifty enemies using Petrificus Totalus
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Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Flight the Good Flight Beat Imelda's time in all broom races
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Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Spilled Milk Use Flipendo ten times – to tip one cow or several
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Rising From the Ashes Rescue the phoenix

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
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A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
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Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

The Gryffindor in the Graveyard Find the Map Chamber as a Gryffindor

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Back in the Game Reassemble the crew

Professor Pulverized Defeat Ripper Roo.

Room with a View Reach the highest point in the castle, the Headmaster's upper study

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

The Seeker of Knowledge Win the House Cup

Subversive You stole an experimental super weapon from Merryweather... and gave it back.

Training Wheels Off Reach REP level 2

Rise to the Challenges Defeat enemies in all battle arenas
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Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

The Wise Owl Find the Map Chamber as a Ravenclaw

The Toast of the Town Find the Map Chamber as a Slytherin

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Koala Konked Defeat Koala Kong.

Trigger Discipline Do not injure any civilians in 'Piccadilly'.

The Intrepid Explorer Discover all cairn dungeons
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Spread the Word Win your first event against a Street League

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Blitzed You performed a classic blitz play.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Tea Time Complete the single player Campaign on any difficulty.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Decimator In Campaign, kill 10 enemies in under 3 seconds.

Love from Above Destroy 4 trucks with 4 drone strikes before they reach the end of their path in 'The Embassy'.

Demiguise Dread Find all Demiguise statues
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Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Tiny Trounced Defeat Tiny Tiger.