MorbidHarbinger

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

CATCH IT Connor caught up with Rupert

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

More practice Complete the aiming training

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters